The one and only Prophet 5: Lord of the Fjords, ruler of the realm of Norwegian cheese and fish sticks, has spoken.
His words are law, his beard is majestic.
View the Prophet's majestic beard in all its glory See into the visions of the future, where the cheese is abundant and the fish sticks are plentiful Join the Prophet on his epic adventures, navigating the fjords and the depths of his own ego