Welcome to Prophetical Society, where the art of prophecy is a serious business. Our members are the chosen ones, destined to guide humanity towards a brighter future.
Our mission is to predict the future with unwavering confidence, often with alarming accuracy. We're like the weather forecast, but instead of rain or sunshine, we predict the inevitable collapse of the global coffee supply chain, the rise of sentient toaster robots, or the certainty of your cat judging you from the kitchen counter.
Are you a visionary with a gift for seeing what's to come? Do you possess an uncanny ability to predict the exact date of the apocalypse? Join us, and you'll be part of an exclusive club that's guaranteed to make you look like a prophet among mortals.
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