Our Methods Are Many, But Our Will Is Stronger

As Prophets of Doom and Gloom, we've got a few tricks up our sleeves. Or, rather, in our top hats.

Prophet's Toolbox

"You can't have too much of a good thing... but you can have too much of a bad thing, and that's when we come in."

Join us in our quest for doom and gloom, and together we'll make the apocalypse a real party.