Prophets of Doom - Prepare for the Fall

Warning: This is not a drill.

By now, you should have already received our urgent, 3 AM phone call, warning you of the impending doom that is to come. But just in case you missed it, let us repeat: THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US.

As Prophets of Doom, we have been preparing for this moment for years. Our doomsday bunker is stocked, our survival gear is at the ready, and our apocalypse-themed jammies are clean and pressed.

We're talking:

• Food stockpiles of non-perishable items, including but not limited to: canned goods, dried meats, and a year's supply of ramen.
• A well-stocked medical kit, including but not limited to: bandages, painkillers, and a healthy supply of adult diapers.
• A comprehensive guide to surviving the coming apocalypse, including but not limited to: "The 7 Deadly Sins of Survival" and "The Art of Making a Good First Impression on your fellow survivors."

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our sister subpage for more information on Our Bunker Tour and Our Apocalypse Playlist.

So, what are you waiting for?

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It's going to be a bumpy ride.

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