Nuclear Escalations

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our prophets see fit to offer their expertise in the art of nuclear warfare. For the low, low price of only 500 pieces of silver, they'll guide you through the intricacies of mutually assured destruction.

Choose your desired level of nuclear escalation:

Mild Nuclear Panic Moderate Nuclear Chaos Severe Nuclear Annihilation Maximum Nuclear Omishambles