Prophet 6: The Cookie of Destiny

By the power of the divine, I foretell the future:

You will soon find yourself in a situation where the coffee machine in the break room is out of coffee. You will then attempt to negotiate with a colleague for a cup of their coffee.

Or, alternatively, you will receive an unexpected promotion. A parade will be held in your honor, but it will be attended by only a handful of confused bystanders.

Or, most likely, you will spill coffee on your shirt. A mysterious stain will become a permanent fixture on your wardrobe.

Remember, the future is full of possibilities, but mostly just more coffee spills. More prophesied futures await!