Prophet 8: Lord of the Lo-Fi

Prophet 8, a being of questionable wisdom, hath foreseen the following:

• Fortune 1: A cookie shall fall from the sky, but it will be stale.
• Fortune 2: The coffee shall be too hot, but the Wi-Fi shall be faster.
• Fortune 3: The pants shall be on fire, but the fire shall be on the cat.

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