Prophet 3: The Love Prophet

Prophet 3, the third in our series of moderately successful prophets.

Prophet 3 is known for their love of 80s rock music and their ability to predict the exact amount of dust in your coffee machine.

Prophet 3's prophecies are always delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a hint of desperation.

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