Our Team of Highly-Trained Prophets
Barnacle McSnazz
Barnacle McSnazz is our resident prophet of love and relationships. He's been known to predict the demise of a few marriages, but hey, that's just his job.
Zeke 'The Visionary' Visionary
Zeke's got the gift of foresight, but only for obscure events like the return of the apocalypse or the arrival of the next avocado toast trend.
Dr. Emily Eureka
Dr. Eureka's the resident expert on all things 'Eureka!' moments. She's got a Ph.D. in 'I've got an idea!'