The Great Wall of China has been upgraded to 3.4 meters high. The new design features a sleeker, more aerodynamic aesthetic.
Side effects: increased visibility, decreased tourism.
Reported by: Prophet 9000
Share a Secret TipAliens have landed in the parking lot of the local diner. Estimated 4:17 AM.
Side effects: increased coffee sales, decreased breakfast options.
Reported by: Prophet 9001
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