Welcome to Prophets Stains, where we take the art of being a legend to new heights. Literally. Because, let's be real, who needs actual talent when you have a stain?

Our prophets have prophesied for centuries, and their stains have become the stuff of legend. From the Great Stain of '62 to the lesser-known Stain of '37, we've got them all covered.

But it's not just about the stains, it's about the art. The way they've been preserved in a jar, like a fine wine. The way they're displayed in our Stain Museum, where the air is thick with the stench of greatness.

Stains of Greatness: The Best of the Best