Welcome to Protocol 3, the most advanced, the most powerful, the most utterly confusing protocol on the internet. If you're reading this, congratulations! You're already lost.
We're not really sure what you're doing here, but we're willing to roll with it. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers have designed this site with the utmost care and disregard for your sanity.
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We're proud to announce that Protocol 3 is now live and ready for your utter confusion. Click below to proceed to the next level of madness.
SUBPROTOCOL 42: THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?