Reality is overrated. Let's face it, folks, the world is a dumpster fire of uncertainty. But fear not! For in this guide, we'll walk you through the intricacies of Advanced Reality Check, a technique so advanced, so sophisticated, so utterly confusing, that even the most skeptical of minds will be left questioning everything.
Step 1: Deny Everything
Step 2: Create Your Own Reality
Step 3: Ignore All Evidence
Bonus Step: Demand Alternative Facts
And that's it! With these advanced techniques, you too can live in a reality that's completely, utterly, and totally not-real.
For more information on the art of living in a fantasy world, visit our sister site Surrealism for more expert advice.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Disinformation Disneyland, where the only truth is whatever you want it to be.
Or maybe, just maybe, you'll find Quantum Nonsense to be more your speed. We won't judge.
But wait, there's more! Visit Madness of the Masses for the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly confusing guide to reality denial you'll ever read.
Or, if you're feeling particularly lost, try The Surreal Solution for the ultimate guide to living in a world that's completely, utterly, and totally not-real.