The Automatist Manifesto

We, the automatists, are here to bring you a new world of efficiency and productivity. Where every action, every decision, every thought is streamlined for maximum output and minimum effort.

Leave the whimsy, the art, the humanity to the minimalist hipsters and their artisanal craft breweries. We're here to optimize, to automate, to reduce waste and increase speed.

Our manifesto:

• Article 1: The elimination of all extraneous words and phrases.
• Article 2: The reduction of all images and icons to a single, bland, gray circle.
• Article 3: The implementation of a strict, 8-character limit on all passwords.
• Article 4: The abolition of all holidays, weekends, and vacation days.

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