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Abandonment Protocols

A comprehensive guide to abandoning things with reckless abandon, because who needs organization or responsibility?

Abandonment 101

The basics of abandoning things with style. Learn the fundamental principles of leaving your dirty socks on the floor, forgetting your keys in the couch cushions, and abandoning your diet.

Advanced Abandonment Techniques

Take your abandoning game to the next level with techniques like abandoning your in-laws, your dieting goals, and your social media accounts.

Abandonment in Action

Real-life examples of abandoning things that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even learn a thing or two about abandoning responsibly (just kidding, we don't believe in that).

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