The Automated Zen Guide to Not Doing Anything

Chapter 1: The Unattainable Goal of Efficiency

Step 1: Automate your thoughts, your feelings, and your actions. But not really, because that's just not possible.

Subchapter 1.1: The Futility of Task Automation

By following our 12-step program, you'll be well on your way to achieving the impossible.

Chapter 2: The Illusion of Control

Step 2: Convince yourself you're in control, even when you're not. It's all about the placebo effect, really.

Subchapter 2.1: The Art of Self-Deception

It's all about perception, really.