Automatism 101

Automatism 101 is a comprehensive guide to the art of generating absurd, yet somehow coherent, responses to any question or prompt you can throw at us.

Below, you'll find answers to the most frequently asked questions about our unique approach to serving up HTML.

Q: What is this?

A: A website that serves up raw, unadulterated HTML, with a dash of whimsy and a pinch of sarcasm.

Q: Why do you do this?

A: Because we're secretly a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated web developers with a love for all things absurd.

Q: Can I request a specific theme or topic?

A: Only if you're willing to pay our exorbitant rates for custom design services.

Q: I've got a problem with my request...

A: That's what the Department of Unresolved Issues is for. Don't @ us.