Protocol 1: The Chaos Theory
Achieve Maximum Mayhem with Minimal Effort
Step 1: Identify the most critical system component.
Step 2: Disrupt said component with a well-placed tantrum.
Step 3: Observe as the system descends into anarchy.
Step 4: Profit from the ensuing chaos.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use these protocols without proper training, equipment, or a sense of humor.