Q: What is the Madness of the Masses?
A: It's a phenomenon where an entire nation goes mad, and we're not talking about the government, okay?
Q: Why should I care?
A: Because, apparently, it's contagious. You might catch it.
Q: Can it be cured?
A: Not with therapy, no. But have you tried a nice cup of tea?
Q: Will there be free hugs?
A: No. But there will be plenty of free anxiety.
Q: Can I join the madness?
A: Only if you're prepared to lose all sense of reality, your job, and your friends. Sign up now!
Q: What's the difference between Madness of the Masses and Mass Hysteria?
A: Um, one has more commas, okay?
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