Our Madness Mallets

Welcome to our esteemed collection of Madness Mallets, where the art of mass hysteria is taken very seriously.

Our Current Mallets

• The Banana Mallet: For when you just can't peel yourself
• The Brick Mallet: For when you just can't build a wall
• The Chain Mallet: For when you just can't stop talking

Our Madness Mallets are carefully crafted to induce maximum chaos and confusion. Side effects may include:

• Excessive sweating
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)

Don't say we didn't warn you.