Welcome to the most rigorous, most scientific, and most completely unhinged data collection initiative the world has ever seen. Our team of expert mind-readers, soul-sappers, and sanity-questioners are dedicated to gathering every shred of information about the user experience. We don't just collect data, we collect CONFESSIONS.
We'll ask you every question imaginable, no matter how ridiculous or invasive it may seem. Our team of expert interrogators will stop at nothing to uncover the depths of your psyche.
Our team of skilled cookie miners will scour the depths of your browser's cookie cache, extracting every crumb, every byte, every CRUST.
Continue to Phase 3 »With your complete and utter submission, we'll have a COMPLETELY ACCURATE representation of your innermost fears, desires, and snack preferences. Our team of expert data analysts will then proceed to PROJECT THESE FINDINGS onto the world, ensuring that the world is a better, more BRUTAL place.
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