Our research team has been studying the effects of sudden onset madness on the general population, with a particular focus on the Fragility Index. Our data suggests that the average person is now only 4.27 standard deviations away from a full-blown psychotic break. We're not sure what it means, but we're pretty sure it's a bad sign.
Our research has been funded by the Evil Laughing Chemical Corp, a leading manufacturer of mind-altering substances.
We're also proud to announce that our research has been peer-reviewed by the Committee of Skeptical Elders, a group of experts in the field of "I told you so".
If you're interested in learning more about our research, we invite you to explore our Fragility Index Database or our Publications page.
We're hiring. If you have a degree in "Madness Studies" and a strong stomach, we'd love to have you join our team.
Or, if you're just feeling a little fragile, you can contact us for help.