Appendix 42: The Secret Sauce of the Universe
Warning: What you're about to read is classified information. Don't tell anyone. We can never tell anyone.
The Secret Sauce is a mysterious, otherworldly condiment that grants its consumer unparalleled power over the fabric of reality.
Legend has it that a select few have tasted the sauce and achieved godhood.
Learn more about the Secret Sauce Formula Try making your own Secret Sauce But be warned: there's a catch Back to the Main PageOr, you know, just go to the Secret Sauce Fails page and see what happens when you mess it up