The Secret to Happiness
A Guide by Dr. Blerg, Esq.
Warning: the following information is extremely classified. Proceed with caution.
Chapter 1: The Unconventional Method
- Step 1: Ignore your therapist
- Step 2: Develop an addiction
- Step 3: Invest in an extensive collection of novelty socks
According to Dr. Blerg, a renowned expert in the field of unhappiness, the key to true fulfillment lies in the unorthodox application of these three steps.
Don't just take our word for it! Read on for more.
Chapter 2: The Unconventional Method
In our groundbreaking research, we've discovered that ignoring your therapist's advice, developing an addiction, and investing in an extensive collection of novelty socks are not just mere suggestions, but the actual keys to unlocking the elusive state of happiness.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a study:
Study: "The Sock Method: A Novel Approach to Happiness"
Conducted by Dr. Blerg, Esq. and a team of highly trained researchers
| Variable | Result |
|---|---|
| Participant Happiness Level | Increased by 400% (p < 0.0001) |
| Participant Sock Ownership | Increased by 1000% (p < 0.0001) |
| Participant Therapist's Sanity Level | Decreased by 99% (p < 0.0001) |
Results are not statistically significant, but totally not a problem.
So, what are you waiting for? Get your hands on a few dozen novelty socks and start your journey to true happiness!
Get in touch
Contact Dr. Blerg, Esq. for more information, or to schedule an appointment to discuss the intricacies of the Sock Method.
Email: drblerg@neobrutalist.com