A case study in linguistic larceny
The Ukeekians, a reclusive tribe in the heart of Nowheresville, possessed a dictionary that defied all logic and reason. Their words meant the opposite of what they said, and their grammar was a maze of mirrors.
Footnote 1: The Ukeekians were later found to be secretly speaking English.
Footnote 2: The dictionary was later sold to a mysterious stranger for a small sum of gold and a used toaster.