Welcome to the Time Warp Institute, where we study the art of quantum leaping through time.
Our research focuses on the effects of temporal displacement on the local fabric of space-time.
We have a few theories:
We have developed a few protocols to aid in the execution of quantum leaps:
1. Leap Initiation Protocol: This is the standard procedure for initiating a quantum leap.
2. Leap Maintenance Protocol: Regular maintenance is crucial for stable time travel.
3. Leap Termination Protocol: When a leap goes wrong, this is what you do.
Quantum leaps are not without risk. Be aware of the following hazards:
1. Time Sickness: A condition caused by prolonged exposure to temporal displacement.
2. Space-Time Dissonance: A phenomenon where the space-time continuum becomes dissonant.
Are you ready to join the Time Warp Institute?
Submit your application and we'll be in touch.