The Gravitational Accumulator is a revolutionary technology that harnesses the power of gravity to do... well, more gravity.
By carefully calibrating the resonant frequency of a precisely crafted lattice structure, we can manipulate the gravitational waves surrounding our planet, allowing for:
Check out our impressive list of achievements, carefully curated by the Gravitational Accumulator Institute:
Learn more about becoming a Gravitational Accumulator Operator
Side effects may include:
Please consult a medical professional before using the Gravitational Accumulator.