Steampunk Stasis Automatonizer

A Chrono-Catalog of the most essential time-traveling snacks for the discerning temporal gastronome

As you navigate the labyrinthine timelines, it's crucial to fuel your journey with the perfect blend of sustenance. The Steampunk Stasis Automatonizer presents a carefully curated selection of edibles that defy the constraints of conventional culinary logic.

Below, we've cataloged the most sought-after snacks for the time-traveling gourmet:

• 1. The Classic Clucking Chrono-Cake
• 2. Temporal Tacos
• 3. Quantum Quesadillas

We've taken great care in sourcing these snacks from the farthest reaches of the timestream. Be sure to follow our carefully crafted instructions for consumption:

1. Consume in a clockwise direction only.
2. Avoid paradoxical ingestion of snacks from parallel universes.
3. Do not feed the Automaton to your cat.