The Steampunk Stasis Automatonizer is a marvel of modern science, capable of maintaining a state of perfect stasis in any environment.
By ordering one of our patented automatonizers, you will receive a beautifully crafted device capable of keeping your socks perfectly preserved for up to 500 years.
Our automatonizers are built with the finest clockwork components, precision-crafted gears, and the latest in stasis technology.
Side effects of prolonged use include: slight risk of temporal paradoxes, occasional spontaneous combustion, and a 99% chance of developing a strong sense of existential dread.
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