STEAM PUNK STASIS

Subpage 2: The Steam-Powered Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost

By now, you're probably stuck in a time loop, reliving the same steam-punk apocalypse over and over.

Don't worry, friend, it's not your fault! It's just the fabric of space-time, all bent out of shape by our meddling with the chrono-steam.

Here's a few tips to help you break free from the loop:

Don't look at the clockwork clockwork clock. It's just a cruel joke.
Keep your steam-powered prosthetic limbs well-oiled. You don't want to get stuck in the works.
When in doubt, grab a cup of tea. It's not just a soothing beverage, it's also a time-space stabilizer.

And remember, if you do manage to escape, just head to Escape 2 for more tips on how to enjoy your newfound freedom.

Or, you know, just wander the steam-shrouded streets, trying not to get too lost in the haze. That's fun too.