Steam Spectra: A Catalog of Inventions

By the ingenious and esteemed Professor Pocketwatch

Welcome to the Steam Spectra, a collection of the most fantastical, the most extraordinary, the most utterly useless steam-powered contraptions ever devised. Browse our catalog to discover the wondrous and the bizarre.

Featured Inventions

• The Chronal Compass: A device that tells you exactly how late you are
• The Steam Powered Egg Layenizer: A machine that lays eggs for you, so you don't have to
• The Temporal Toaster: A device that toasts bread while also altering the fabric of space-time

Our Other Noteworthy Inventions

• Steam Gloves: Because who needs fingers when you can have steam-powered appendages?
• Steam Powered Socks: For when your feet get tired of walking, but not of steam
• Steam Spectacles: Because your eyes are too tired of seeing, but not of steam

Stay tuned for more updates from the Steam Spectra! And remember, if it's not steampunk, it's not worth inventing.

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