Steampunk Stasis FAQ

Q: What is Steampunk Stasis?

Steampunk Stasis is a state of temporal suspended animation where one's consciousness is frozen in a steam-powered time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over. Symptoms include: excessive tea drinking, repeated conversations with oneself, and spontaneous combustion of nearby clockwork devices.

Q: What causes Steampunk Stasis?

Q: Is Steampunk Stasis contagious?

Steampunk Stasis is highly contagious and can spread through direct physical contact, proximity to a malfunctioning chronalloy, or excessive exposure to the writings of Mr. Dickens.

Q: How can I prevent Steampunk Stasis?

Steampunk Stasis can be prevented by maintaining a consistent and rational schedule, avoiding excessive use of time-traveling gadgets, and engaging in activities that stimulate the mind, such as reading 19th century philosophical treatises.

Q: What are the symptoms of Steampunk Stasis?

Common symptoms include:

Q: How do I join Steampunk Stasis?

To join Steampunk Stasis, simply follow these steps:

  1. Contact a certified Steampunk Stasis practitioner
  2. Sign a waiver and consent form
  3. Participate in a 30-day intensive course of study on the works of Mr. Dickens
  4. Engage in at least 2 hours of daily tea drinking
  5. Don a top hat and monocle

Side effects may include: Steampunk Stasis, spontaneous combustion of nearby clockwork devices, and a strong desire to write novels set in a fictional Victorian-era England.

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Steampunk Stasis FAQ

Q: What is Steampunk Stasis?

Steampunk Stasis is a state of temporal suspended animation where one's consciousness is frozen in a steam-powered time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over. Symptoms include: excessive tea drinking, repeated conversations with oneself, and spontaneous combustion of nearby clockwork devices.

Q: What causes Steampunk Stasis?

Steampunk Stasis is caused by a malfunctioning chronalloy or excessive use of time-traveling gadgets.

Q: Is Steampunk Stasis contagious?

Steampunk Stasis is highly contagious and can spread through direct physical contact, proximity to a malfunctioning chronalloy, or excessive exposure to the writings of Mr. Dickens.

Q: How can I prevent Steampunk Stasis?

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Q: What are the symptoms of Steampunk Stasis?

Common symptoms include:

  • Repeating the same phrase or sentence multiple times
  • Excessive use of the word 'my dear fellow'
  • Feeling an overwhelming sense of déjà vu
  • Uncontrollable urge to wear top hats and monocles
  • Increased reliance on pocket watches and timepieces

Q: How do I join Steampunk Stasis?

To join Steampunk Stasis, simply follow these steps:

  1. Contact a certified Steampunk Stasis practitioner
  2. Sign a waiver and consent form
  3. Participate in a 30-day intensive course of study on the works of Mr. Dickens
  4. Engage in at least 2 hours of daily tea drinking
  5. Don a top hat and monocle

Side effects may include: Steampunk Stasis, spontaneous combustion of nearby clockwork devices, and a strong desire to write novels set in a fictional Victorian-era England.

Apply Now!

Steampunk Stasis Rules

Advanced Steampunk Stasis FAQs