Steampunk Stasis Mission Statement

In a world where time has lost all meaning, we at Steampunk Stasis have dedicated ourselves to preserving the past.

We do this by:

We've developed a time-space vortex that looks suspiciously like a toilet, but is actually a portal to the 19th century.
We've created a line of time-traveling, steam-powered hoverbikes that can transport you back to the Wild West, the Age of Sail, or any other era you desire.
We've established a network of underground, steam-powered servers that store the entire recorded history of the world, because someone has to remember the good old days.

Join us, and let's take a trip down memory lane!