Welcome to Paradoxical Pitstops, where the fabric of reality is held together with rusty gears and twine. Our team of expert chrononauts have spent decades navigating the treacherous timestream, collecting rare and exotic temporalities.
Our pitstops are equipped with the finest steam-powered chrono-displacement engines, allowing us to travel through the ages with ease. But be warned: our pitstops are not for the faint of heart. The paradoxes we navigate are as unpredictable as they are profitable.
- Our pitstop network spans the globe, with key locations in:
- Cairo, 1922
- London, 1895
- Berlin, 1914
We're not just time travelers, we're time dealers. Our clients include:
- Time-troubled aristocrats
- Chrono-corporate executives
- Desperate historians