Welcome, traveler! You've arrived in the bustling city of Berlin, where the fabric of time and space is twisted beyond recognition. In this, the greatest of all paradoxical pitstops, you'll find an assortment of wares and wonders that defy the laws of physics and logic.
Remember, traveler, in the realm of the Steampunk Stasis, the laws of reality are but a distant memory. Come, indulge in the wondrous and the bizarre, but do be aware: the fabric of time and space is delicate. Handle with care.