Paradoxical Pitstops: A Steampunk Stasi's Guide to Privacy in the Time Stream

Section 1: Timey-McTimeface and the Fourth Amendment

At Paradoxical Pitstops, we understand that time is a fluid concept, and our clocks are merely suggestions. However, we also respect your right to a reasonable expectation of temporal privacy. Therefore, we promise not to use our Time Traveler's Guild of Temporal Accountants to sniff out your every chrono-move.

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