Chrono-Optimization
Our patented Chronalgorithms ensure that time itself becomes a fixed point, unchanging and unyielding.
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Where the gears of time stand still and the steam hisses sweet nothings.
Our patented Chronalgorithms ensure that time itself becomes a fixed point, unchanging and unyielding.
Our team of expert clockworkers has developed a scheme to displace time itself, creating localized pockets of stagnation and entropy.
We offer a comprehensive insurance policy to protect against the risks of temporal stagnation, including but not limited to: Time-Related Anxiety Disorders, Chrono-Depression, and Gear-Based Phobias.
