Phase One: Theoretical
We've cracked the code on timekeeping. Well, not exactly. It's more like we've cracked the code on making really loud ticking clocks.
Our team of experts has developed a system that will allow you to synchronize your timekeeping to the very fabric of reality.
But don't worry, it's not just about being on time. Oh no. It's about being ON TIME. As in, the correct time. Not just close enough to be wrong.
Our team includes:
- Dr. Morem: Timekeeping Extraordinaire
- Professor Pocketwatch: Time's Greatest Enemy
- Lord Timewell: The Timekeeper's Nemesis
Join us in our quest for perfect timing.