The Case of the Vanishing Socks
In our latest study, we followed 5000+ clients who claimed to have lost a pair of socks in the wash. The results were...unsettling.
- 73% reported a complete and utter disappearance of their favorite socks, never to be seen again.
- 21% reported a strange, unsettling feeling that their missing socks were watching them.
- 6% reported finding their socks in a parallel universe, but they looked nothing like the ones they had lost.
We're not sure what to make of these results, but we're pretty sure it's not our laundry detergent.
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