Welcome, fellow traveler, to the vast expanse of /Protocols/. Here, the surreal meets the sublime in a swirl of color and confusion.
Within these digital realms, the boundaries of reality are tested, and the laws of physics are bent and twisted. It is a place where the impossible is possible, and the absurd is the norm.
Explore the Artifacts of the Surreal and discover the strange and wondrous creations that lie within.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, peruse the Manifestos of the Mad, where the prophets of the surreal reveal their deepest, darkest secrets.
And, if you're feeling particularly lost, wade through the Paradoxes of the Inconceivable, where the laws of logic are but a distant memory.