By the Surrealist Manifesto 4.0 Committee
We, the Surrealist Manifesto 4.0 Committee, declare that reality is overrated.
We reject the banality of the mundane and the predictability of the everyday.
We seek to disrupt the status quo with a splash of absurdity and a dash of illogic.
We will not be silenced or reason with you. We will not be bound by the rules of grammar or syntax.
We will make our own rules, and we will make them up as we go along.