The Egg-Paradox Theory
In the realm of surrealist paradoxes, nothing makes less sense than the concept of an egg.
It is a vessel, a holder, a container, and yet it is also its own contents, a paradox of self-referentiality.
Consider the chicken and the egg, a classic surrealist conundrum. Which came first, the egg or the chicken? The answer, of course, is 'it doesn't matter'.
Or, consider the egg as a symbol of the human condition. We are all eggs, delicate, fragile, and constantly on the brink of cracking under the pressure of existence.
But wait, there's more! The Egg-Paradox Protocol has been known to cause spontaneous combustion in some users. If you experience any of the following symptoms, please contact your local egg-specialist: dizziness, disorientation, or an overwhelming desire to eat eggs.