Welcome, reader, to the most important document of our time.
We, the Surrealists of the 21st Century, reject the mundane, the banal, and the beige.
We seek to challenge the status quo, to push the boundaries of reality, and to make you, the reader, question everything.
Our manifesto is a call to arms, a battle cry for the avant-garde, and a declaration of war on the ordinary.
We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored.
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