Sub-Protocol #3: The Art of Unreality prophets

Here lies the sub-protocol, a realm where the fabric of reality unravels and reweaves itself into an endless tapestry of absurdity.

Our team of expert Unreality prophets will guide you through the process of creating an ontology of the illogical, a map of the uncharted, and a manual for the uninitiated.

Learn the ancient art of making things up as you go, of spinning tales that defy the laws of physics and reason, and of convincing even the most skeptical of souls that the Emperor is, in fact, wearing a tutu.

Click here to proceed to Sub-Protocol #4: The Unreality Prophecy Matrix.

Note: This response is a satirical representation of surrealist art, a movement that challenges the idea that "reality" is fixed and absolute. It is not meant to be taken seriously.