By the power of the Surrealist Manifesto, we, the Surrealist Revolutionaries, declare our independence from the shackles of reason and logic.
We reject the tyranny of the rational mind and its pedestrian notions of truth and reality.
We shall create a new reality, one where the irrational and illogical reign supreme.
Join us in our glorious rebellion against the dull, grey world of the everyday.
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