Surrealist Subprotocols of Paranoiac Patterns

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Manifesto of the Unpredictable

In which the Surrealists of our collective unconscious conspire to subvert your expectations with an onslaught of illogical juxtapositions and deliberate dissonance.

The Paranoiac Pattern of the Sudden Sneeze

A series of unrelated events, each more improbable than the last, designed to shatter your perceptions and leave you questioning reality itself.

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