This is the official guide to navigating the depths of surrealistic logic. A realm where reality is but a distant memory and the laws of physics are but a mere suggestion.
Here, the rational and the absurd coexist in an endless dance of paradoxical wonder. Where the absurdity of the situation is the new normal.
You are entering a world where:
Proceed with caution, traveler. The journey ahead is fraught with absurdity.
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