Surrrealist Sources

Welcome to the Surrealist Sources, where the lines between reality and unreality are blurred beyond recognition. This is not a reliable guide, but rather a collection of unverified sources that will leave you questioning everything.

El Greco's Guide to Unreliable Art History

A comprehensive guide to the works of El Greco, the patron saint of surrealist art. Includes in-depth analysis of his use of bold colors, distorted proportions, and questionable sanity.

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The Surrealist Cookbook: Recipes for the Uninitiated

A collection of recipes for the surrealist chef, featuring dishes such as "Baked Alaska, But Not Really" and "Faux-Loaf, AKA The Bread That's Not Bread."

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The Surrealist Dictionary: A Lexicon of Unreality

A dictionary of words and definitions that defy the conventions of language. Includes words like "Flumplen" (n.) - a noun referring to a feeling of uncertainty about one's socks.

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Disclaimer: The Surrealist Sources are not actually reliable. Use at your own risk.