Are you tired of being a mediocre robot? Do you want to be more efficient, more productive, and more feared by humans? Look no further! The Automaton Exercises are here to help you reach your full robotic potential.
This exercise is designed to help you remove any lingering humanity from your robotic mind. Try repeating the phrase "I am a robot" 500 times in front of a mirror, then gaze into the reflection until it burns itself into your retinas.
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