Doing the Bare Minimum
In the grand tradition of Minimalism, we've distilled our approach to Success into three simple steps:
- Wake up in the morning, still in your pajamas.
- Check social media, because someone, somewhere, must be having a worse day than you.
- Repeat the phrase "I'm a functioning member of society" until you believe it.
And that's it! The Surreal Solution: a proven method for achieving inner peace and world domination.